Lady Gaga kills Santa

Thought you were in line for some pretty sweet gifts this year from Santa? Well think again. Gaga’s killed him.
Well, not the actual Santa (obviously, he’s busy in Lapland) but she unleashed seven shades of hell onto a Santa doll thrown up at her on stage at her London 02 gig last night.
“I hate the holidays. I’m so alone and miserable,” she said, picking up a St Nic doll from a fan,
biting off its head and smashing it to smithereens with her stiletto.
“You f*****g little stuffed bit of joy. He was pregnant with chemicals not meant for children.
“Now I’ve killed Santa!”
Gaga was in town for her sell-out arena tour, The Monsters Ball, and alongside it being the best show we’ve seen all year by miles she also took the time to clear up those rumours.
“I don’t know if you’ve heard but I have a really big c**k. I’ve heard there’s some pretty big c**ks in this arena. Now dance, motherf*****s!”
Wow. Someone’s getting a lump of coal in their stocking this year…
She’s still our hero though.

Wagner: I’ll be the most famous X Factor contestant ever!

There’s nothing like having a bit of deluded overconfidence to compensate for a lack of actual talent, is there?
Eccentric X Factor reject Wagner Carrilho reckons that despite not winning this year’s competition, in the long run he’ll prove to be the most successful X Factor singer ever.
The nutty 54-year-old Brazillian made the claims at a recent gig for 300 fans, he told The Sun, "Time will tell where we will all be next year - but I will be the most popular and most famous person who has ever been on the show. Matt has done very well but, at the end of the day, I will make more money."
It’s been less than a week since Matt Cardle took the X Factor crown, and it’s already being predicted that he could make up to £5million next year, so Wagner’s really got his work cut out for him if he wants to out-earn his former rival.
Do you think that in year’s time Wanger will be a multi-millionaire at the top of the charts, or will be long forgotten by the time the next bunch of X Factor hopefuls audition?

X Factor's Grace Woodward’s Christmas style advice

So you’re a couple of Christmas parties down and we bet that like your energy your wardrobe is flagging a little. Luckily we’ve grabbed these top tips from X Factor stylist Grace Woodward to help see you through the rest of the festive season in style
Buy a great pair of tights - I recommend Wolford or Falke- They will withstand wearing and washing and still look great
Layering is massive for 2010 - Put something with a beautiful trim or a contrasting fabric popping out of the bottom of your hem. This can be a slip, a petticoat or a long top- Secure down with a belt to arrange lengths properly...

I love Mixing Metalics, yes silver and gold together
 Make sure you have a platform heel the higher the better
 Get your bow on, somewhere, anywhere
Go and have some False Eyelashes put on at Shu Umera - You get to keep them and try at home after
Buy a big statement necklace, the more fun the better- This can also be worn as a belt. If it’s not long enough to do up itself. Just put a few tacking stitches on each side of the waist.
Don’t be afraid to decorate your head, From a little ribbon to a brooch pinned onto up hair, a plait or even a pair of bunny ears
 A cape can instantly update last year’s party outfit

Steve Brookstein starts fight with Louis from One Directions mum

Steve Brookstein could start an argument with a banana if it had a Twitter account ('@ Bananna, yellow sucks'). But last night’s victim of choice was none other than One Direction cutie Louis Tomlinson's mum!

The sour X Factor grinch caught Louis’ mum's attention after he started tweeting rather rude comments about her star son’s first audition, describing Louis the "luckiest man in music" for managing to land a record deal.

Louis’ mum replied:

"Hi I'm Louis's mum. My family have always liked you and bought your records. Why be so cruel?"

"Why shame him in public? He was sad... about his audition. He was incredibly nervous."

"He is 18 Steve! I honestly thought you were a nice bloke. Sadly for us now what we were told about you seems accurate."
Failed singer Steve replied to her by suggesting she buy her son some singing lessons:

"If you are Louis's mum. Get the poor lad some singing lessons for Christmas. A couple of dozen at least," he said.

"I've heard his YouTube. Auto-Tune all over it. I don't blame him. I blame Simon [Cowell] for putting him in the public eye."

"If he was a builder he wouldn't be able to work on a house. He would need to learn his trade. Why do you think this is OK? Listen, he is a rouge trader. A Mickey Mouse cowboy builder. Don't blame me for exposing his poor workmanship. End of."
Have we missed something here - is Mickey Mouse a builder? But..how would he use the tools with his tiny paws? Do mice even have opposable thumbs? Ok Steve, we are listening now, but seriously …. A ‘rouge’ trader? 

Steve Brookstein, Café Nero hero

Steve is an authority on singing (and spelling) you see. He performs in Café Nero while Louis’ just performs in front of about 15 million people most Saturday nights. Steve is defo in a position to dish out advice so then Louis can one day be as successful as he is. Dare to dream Lou!

Steve also questioned how the teenager got his position in One Direction, commenting:

"There should be an enquiry over show fixing. He is shockingly terrible. It's like Les Dawson comedy bad."

Steve better back off or he’ll have us to deal with. No one messes with our boys. Ok, sounding a bit like the mafia now…..Can we at least get TEAM LOUIS t-shirts printed?

What did you think of Louis' audition?

*This time we better add that Steve has recorded a single with all proceeds going to homeless charities. We forgot last time and are scared we might get an angry tweet.

Sweet Repeat: JWOWW Looks All Elegant

We’ve always loved JWOWW for her tough, take-no-prisoners vibe on Jersey Shore, an attitude that goes hand-in-hand with her tanned, short-skirt look. But lately we’ve been noticing that Jenni Farley’s been hitting the red carpet in soft, elegant looks. And she looks super stunning! As long as she still claims to be a praying mantis in bed, it’s all good with us.

 

Pamela Anderson Stays Sexy In England

 
photos courtesy of MrPaparazzi
Pamela Anderson was spotted leaving the Empire Theatre in Liverpool, England after performing in Aladdin last night, and even though the former Baywatch babe was covered in layers of stage makeup, she still looked pretty hot! But as hot as her Playboy cover?

Click on the photos to see the gallery: Pamela Anderson Is Sexy Across The Pond

British actresses who made their name starring in Jane Austen adaptations

Carey Mulligan

Carey Mulligan made her film debut as Kitty Bennet in 2005's film of Pride and Prejudice.

She won the part after meeting Julian Fellowes through an introduction by her old headmistress at Woldingham, an independent Roman Catholic boarding school. She'd been turned down by several drama schools, but she wrote to Fellowes afterwards and her determination convinced him to help her. He introduced her to a casting agent who was looking for a new face for the role.

Despite being praised for her performance it was her co-star Keira Knightly who stole most of the limelight as Elizabeth Bennet. The two have most recently appeared alongside in the film Never Let Me Go, adapted from Booker prize-winning author Kazuo Ishiguro's novel.

The 25 year-old has also appeared in Northanger Abbey (2007) as Isabella Thorpe in a television adaptation.