Evelyn Lozada and Chad Ochocinco: Engaged!

Forget Jessica Simpson and Eric Johnson.
Sorry, Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo.
Move over, Prince William and Kate Middleton.
The biggest engagement news of the celebrity world this week comes from the NFL: Chad Ochocinco has popped the proverbial question to Evelyn Lozada - and she's said yes!

Viewers of VH1's Basketball Wives may be familiar with Lozado, who flew to Cincinnati yesterday and received the shock of a lifetime from her boyfriend of four months. Tweeted the reality star of her incomprehensibly large ring:

"I'm no rabbit but 10 carats looks good on me!! Let the hating begin."

You heard her ladies...

Fashion Face-Off: Chace Crawford vs. Ed Westwick

Chace Crawford and Ed Westwick star on Gossip Girl.
Along with co-stars Blake Lively and Leighton Meester, they hit up the CFDA/Vogue Fashion Fund Awards November 15 at New York City's Skylight Soho.
The question before you is simple. Which young heart throb do you think was better dressed at the event? Take a look and vote in our poll below:

Which Gossip Girl stud was dressed better?

Bristol Palin is a Dancing With the Stars Finalist; Brandy Eliminated in Stunner!

WTF. There's no other intro we can muster right now.
It's not anything new that Dancing With the Stars is more about popular support than technical merit, especially with mediocre, middle of the pack performers. But at some point, you'd assume the better dancers would be rewarded.
You'd assume wrong, apparently. Bristol Palin will be joining Jennifer Grey and Kyle Massey in next week's finals, with a deserving Brandy on the sidelines.

Somehow, Brandy and Maks will be watching, not dancing in the finals.

No sooner had we talked about how Palin's run personally irked Maksim Chmerkovskiy than he and Brandy got the boot Tuesday, despite great dancing Monday.
A record-high number of votes made it happen, too.
"One thing that I love, for my family, the choice they made to come to this country," said Ukrainian-born Maks, taking the high road, "the fact that people vote and voices count. I love that this show represents that, the people's choice."
"I don't regret a second of the last five years of my being on the show and definitely not a second of me being on this season. It's been an amazing journey."
Uhhnh, did Maks just pseudo-quit Dancing With the Stars?
Apparently millions of voters felt she totally deserved it, but one person on stage didn't look stunned, including Bristol herself and partner Mark Ballas.
Imagine if she actually wins this thing next week.

Can anyone derail the Bristol Palin express?

We know she works her butt off, and there's nothing objectionable about her on a fundamental level. But she can't dance. It's time for this to end.
All we have to say is that Jennifer Grey and Kyle Massey voters? You better be on your robo-texting game, because the Palin movement is no joke.
Call it a conspiracy, call it pure enthusiasm for the teen mom next door. Whatever you want to label her, she's one of the final three this season.
Does Bristol Palin deserve to be in the finals?

Prince William & Kate Middleton Videos: Interviews, Reaction and More!

Hey, did you hear that Prince William and Kate Middleton are engaged? And that the former gave the latter his mother's old engagement ring? It's true.
This couple is everywhere this week, following the blockbuster announcement that the two are set to get married in the spring or summer of 2011. We have a feeling they'll continue to dominate every corner of the news world until the day they tie the knot.

How did the proposal come about? How do Kate's parents feel about the upcoming nuptials? Can we see a larger shot of that giant ring?

Kate Gosselin Makes Kids Eat Rotten Food

No wonder her kids get kicked out of school.
You'd have rage issues too if your mom made you eat week-old food. That's just gross. But Kate Gosselin says she's trying to teach her brood not to be wasteful.
If they don't eat their lunch, Kate re-packs it up again. Instead of throwing away uneaten grub, "she repacks it for them in the next's day lunch," a source says.

SLAVE-DRIVER: Kate Gosselin is not messing around.

Those PB & Js can get a little gross after a week, though: "The kids are stubborn, so sometimes they kids have the same half-eaten sandwich in their lunch all week."
The 9-year-old twins and 6-year-old sextuplets get teased for musty sandwiches, too. "Some of the little ones cry, and some get angry and fight," a source adds.
Kate has been called a child abuser more than once in the recent past, and while her ex-husband Jon won't go that far, he reportedly isn't a fan of her frugal fits.
A pal overheard him dad quip: "If you lived with me, you wouldn’t have to eat bad food for lunch every day." True, but they'd get a heavy dose of mediocre girls.

Eva Longoria Divorce Update: Actress May File Soon, Tony Parker Infidelity Rumored

Eva Longoria's rep shot down a report that Tony Parker filed for divorce in Texas this week, but that doesn't appear to be the end of the marriage drama.
A source tells People that the Desperate Housewives actress does in fact plan to file divorce papers of her own soon, perhaps as early as this afternoon.
Longoria was "totally and completely blindsided" by reports appearing this week of infidelity by Parker, who plays for the NBA's San Antonio Spurs.

The pair were married three years ago in a castle in France. We will have more on the Eva Longoria-Tony Parker divorce drama if and when details emerge.

Bruce Beresford-Redman Arrested for Killing Wife

Bruce Beresford-Redman is no longer merely a suspect in the murder of his wife. The television producer has finally been arrested for this heinous crime.
Beresford-Redman - who was detained in April after wife Monica turned up dead in Mexico, near where the couple had been vacationing - was arrested in his home outside Los Angeles yesterday. He's in federal custody and, according to documents obtained by TMZ, will be extradited to Mexico.

The tragic murder of Monica Beresford-Redman has made for tabloid fodder for months now.

Monica's body was found in a sewer at the Moon Palace resort in Cancun earlier this year. It later came out that Bruce had been having an affair, and authorities have spent the time since building a case against the former producer of Survivor.

An arrest was made yesterday because Mexican police now believe they have compiled enough evidence against the alleged murderer. This includes:

• Email confirmation of Bruce's infidelity.
• Forensic experts finding blood stains on a pillar in the hotel room Bruce and Monica shared, as well as on the sheets and on a railing.
• Two teenagers in the room below Bruce's who are on record as saying they were awakened by "screams, crying for help and extremely loud banging from the room above... it sounded like a woman in extreme distress."
• Marks found by authorities on Bruce's hands, behind his ear, on his left shin and on his right ankle shortly after his wife went missing.

Beresford-Redman will appear in a federal courtroom in Los Angeles today.