Lindsay Lohan -- No Tricks, Yes Treats....

 
Lindsay Lohan won't be going door-to-door asking for treats this year -- instead she's having the candy come to her.


Sources close to LiLo tell TMZ she's been receiving care packages of candy at Betty Ford from some of her closest friends. We're also told Dina Lohan, her sainted mother, is scheduled to visit today and plans to bring a few things to satisfy Lindsay's sweet tooth.

As for Halloween in Betty Ford, we're told patients aren't permitted to trick or treat from unit to unit and they don't dress up -- unless they just happened to pack a costume for their rehab stint.

That's a shame ... Lindsay would have made a great Snooki for Halloween.

What Oksana and Mel Are Really Fighting Over.....

The real fight between Oksana Grigorieva and Mel Gibson may not be about child custody at all ... we've learned the various lawyers who have been repping Oksana have been focused on a legal document created long before Lucia was born.


TMZ was first to report the problem with the Icon Trust -- created by Mel and Robyn to provide for their seven children. The trust defines "issue" (aka children) as kids born from Mel or Robyn. When it was drafted, no one thought Mel or Robyn would have a child outside the marriage. Enter Oksana.

Sources connected with Mel and Robyn say no one in their family wants to screw Lucia out of her inheritance, but if she becomes a beneficiary in Mel's trust it would create some complicated tax issues.

So when Oksana and Mel broke up and struck a settlement deal during the mediation in May, the very first term reads, "Oksana consents to amendment of Icon Trust to exclude Lucia."

In return for excluding Lucia, Mel agreed to provide a financial package for the baby worth more than $8 million.

Sounds like a sweet deal. So why did Oksana disavow the mediation she signed? We're told the lawyers Oksana hooked up with after the mediation believed Lucia got royally screwed by giving up an interest in the trust. They told Oksana that Lucia would stand to get around $50 million under the trust agreement ... which they believe represents 1/8 the value of a $400,000,000 trust.

Sources connected with Gibson tell us the money in the trust is not even in the universe of $400,000,000 ... not remotely close.

But here's the deal. If Oksana's lawyers persist and Mel settles out of court, the attorney would get a percentage of the settlement. So they've convinced Oksana there's something in it for her ... and there's something in it for them.

Celebrity Scramble.....!!!

Can you guess whose pretty puss got a nasty celebrity scramblin'.........?

Quake 'Predictor': World Series Game 7 Will Rock.....

There is a 98% chance a very strong earthquake will rock the World Series when it returns to San Francisco -- and there's an equally good chance the dude predicting that disaster ... is totally wrong.


The guy behind the website quakeprediction.com claims a 5.0 - 5.5 quake will almost certainly hit San Fran this Thursday, November 4 -- the day Game 7 would be played (if necessary) between the Texas Rangers and San Francisco Giants at AT&T Park.

Keep in mind, this is the same quack quake "expert" who whipped L.A. into a frenzy earlier this year with predictions of the Big One. Also ... he predicted a 5.0 would hit L.A. yesterday (no shaking to speak of). Also ... the United States Geological Survey calls his site a hoax. You get the picture.

Of course, San Francisco was rocked by a 6.9 earthquake during the 1989 World Series there -- but if you believe the actual experts it's unlikely lightning will strike twice ... not this year.

Johnny Cash Auction -- Do You Take Master Charge?

 
Johnny Cash epitomized cool in the '60s and '70s -- and if you have some spare ... cash laying around, you can own some pretty cool Cash memorabilia.


In addition to a few classic guitars and a pair of expired credit cards, the most prized item is the jumpsuit Cash wore in rehearsals for his famed San Quentin prison performance -- and immortalized in the infamous photo known as "The Finger" (bottom right).

Charlie Sheen's Manager: 'Death' Report Is a Lie...!!!

Charlie Sheen's manager, who minutes ago left Charlie's home, tells TMZ reports that Charlie could die this week are "reckless lies."

Mark Burg tells us ... after reports surfaced that Charlie was coked out of his mind, cavorting with hookers and in a fast death spiral ... he went to Charlie's house, entered a side door and saw Charlie sitting on the couch eating a turkey sandwich, saying, "Way to knock, dude."

Burg says he asked Charlie about the report he was at death's door and "Charlie looked at me like I was nuts."

Burg says Charlie plans on handing out lots of Halloween candy ... because his neighborhood gets besieged by trick-or-treaters.

Burg added, "He looked as normal as he's looked in a long time."

Burg says Charlie not only said he'd be on the set Tuesday for "Two and a Half Men," he impatiently asked when he was going to get a copy of the script.

Deion Sanders' Wife -- Don't Pee In My 13 Toilets!

Deion Sanders' wife Pilar was the #1 problem during the taping of VH1's "Football Wives" -- as in, she refused to let anyone on the production team pee in any of the 13 toilets in her Texas mansion.

Sources connected with production tell us Pilar was incredibly protective of the crappers in her 109 acre, 10 bedroom, 13 bathroom estate in North Texas ... and directed the crew to her pool house.

We're told Pilar was the only "wife" who had bathroom issues -- the other castmates gave the crew an all-access potty pass when they shot scenes in their homes.

Pilar also had issues with her co-stars -- we're told since the show wrapped, she's stopped talking to the other women.  But sources close to Pilar say its "completely false."

Sounds like enough drama for a second season ...